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        So, 
        great to see a Speedball album out and its a special celebration as its 
        30 years since 'No Survivors' hit the shelves at Record World etc - How 
        does it feel to finally see the CD materialise?  
        Its very strange because I have no recordings from all those years ago, 
        so I can't wait to hear what's been dug up. I hope Detour have beefed 
        them up somehow, as recordings from those days do not stand up too well 
        - also I seem to recall never being able to remember second verses, so 
        it will be interesting if any second verses exist!  
         
        Listening to the music now, what are your thoughts on it?  
        I haven't heard it! Although I have read the sleeve notes, Roger Allen 
        sent them to me, which were kindly he was always good with a quill. I 
        will be buying the CD from Detour online and am only too pleased to be 
        able to get a copy, so thanks to Roger Allen and Detour for going through 
        the trouble they have.  
         
        Speedball (and Idiot) meant a lot to a lot of people, none more so 
        than the local fans whom followed the band - I wondered if you had any 
        favourite gig memories or indeed favourite gigs you played in the area? 
        I was always very shy and I remember, before playing I would have to run 
        round the block to calm my nerves, there was one particularly scary run 
        before we played at Lindisfarne? But Guy, Dave and I just seemed to have 
        a great time and I didn't stuff up too much. But the concert I remember 
        most was The Vicars (I think that was the name at the time) and Alf the 
        singer sang 'River Deep Mountain High'. She certainly found her voice 
        with that song, it knocked me out.  
         
         How 
        did the transition to Speedball from Idiot occur - was it a conscious 
        decision to break from the past, or a slow evolution?  
        The transition from 4 to 3 piece is explained on the sleeve notes of the 
        CD and I don't think I should say anything out of respect for Barry and 
        Blue but Roger Allen covers it. We needed a bass player and the audition 
        found Guy who was probably too good for us! In true Speedball style I 
        had to borrow a guitar off of the people who came for the audition! Dave 
        was very keen to join in with the Mod Revival as we seemed to fit in with 
        sixties-ish songs as we were, we weren't strict adherers to the cause, 
        more on the margin than others. We felt it wasn't too phoney a stance, 
        which is why we had tunics rather than the natty suits. Maybe the real 
        reason for the tunics was we couldn't afford the natty suits anyway so 
        when we found some cheap tunics, it solved that problem. I had a lovely 
        yellow one, I seem to remember.  
         
        What are your memories of the early Idiot days, and indeed the early 
        punk scene in Southend - were there any particular inspirational gigs 
        / events you witnessed and are there any particular names / faces that 
        stand out in your memory from the era?  
        I saw 'The Damned' at the Queens Hotel which was an early punk gig in 
        Southend and seeing groups who had songs you could play along with easily 
        had an appeal, I used to like the bands like Penetration, 999, The Ruts, 
        The Jam, Radiators from Space any that had a couple of good catchy songs 
        and would go to see them in London, (now I can see them on YouTube - marvellous). 
        The first people I met in Southend who also liked 'new wave' were Dave 
        and Paul from Idiot who were still at school at the time, I was 2 years 
        older working in London and they said they had a band and needed a guitarist 
        I said I had one (I did actually have one at that point) and as I had 
        a pair of trousers with a zip in I was in. I remember The Kennedy brothers 
        Dean and Warren of Deano's Marvels and I was always impressed with them 
        as they had expensive professional instruments and equipment, well rehearsed, 
        and a great van, which was the height of success in those days. I was 
        surprised they didn't take off as they were great live. I seem to remember 
        playing bass for them for a short period when they weren't as good. I 
        believe Dean and Warren have had successful careers in the music industry. 
         
         
         John 
        Dee told me once that he played on your track 'Ging Gang Gooley' on the 
        Southend Rock album - do you remember this?  
        Of course, I'd forgotten that - John Dee of The Machines - we thought 
        he was the fastest drummer in the world. He did Ging Gang Gooley as Dave 
        had gone walkabout to Deano's Marvels at the time, so John drummed for 
        us. He was a decent bloke but Dave came back for some reason I can't remember. 
        I can't remember arguing with Dave but he seemed to get annoyed with me 
        a lot. We also had a drummer at the end called Jed from Acton when we 
        were playing the last Trafalgar residencies in Shepherds Bush. 
         
        Do you ever hear from Barry Godwin or Paul 'Blue' Dunn?  
        Barry, Paul and I all worked at Rank Video in Soho in the early eighties 
        for a few years but we drifted apart after I left. I did see them both 
        around 1991 in London and although I did get Barry Godwin's email a few 
        years ago he didn't reply, so I've left him alone. He works in the USA 
        for Disney and is quite the corporate executive I am lead to believe. 
        He still has my Dan Armstrong double sliding pickup guitar! Paul is a 
        Special Effects Director and has done various feature films - but I haven't 
        heard from him since 1991 when he was doing animatronics on Spitting Image 
        (he was always a smart and very capable guy).  
         
         On 
        the odd dark night, do you ever think back to the infamous Queens Road 
        squat?  
        Hee hee hee I shouldn't laugh really should I. It certainly was a wild 
        and raucous place, the like I have never seen again. I have had a look 
        on Google Earth and glad to see it looks very respectable these days still 
        standing, but back then, sheeeeeesh. I am sure anyone who ever went to 
        a party there, never got into the 'buy to let' game. Guy recommended a 
        film to watch that he reckons must have been based on the place. When 
        I dare to remember Queens Road, it makes me laugh and shake my head at 
        the same time. It was next to a pub so that was fantastic for us, but 
        not for the pub as they used to complain about the noise next door!!! 
        Must have been the first time in history a pub complained about its noisy 
        neighbours. Just along the road was a chip shop that sold chips and gravy, 
        so the basic vital signs of life could be maintained easily. The original 
        lease (yes there was a real lease at the beginning) had 4 signatures from 
        memory Charlie, Norman (never knew his surname), Dave Dyke and myself. 
        This healthy relationship with the landlord deteriorated as the ink dried 
        and the regular house warming parties started. The Dentists surgery at 
        the front of the building was found to have a door that wasn't locked 
        - what fun the dentists chairs are when you haven't got the dentist present. 
        As more and more people started to stay there, it got more and more out 
        of hand and the bizarre behaviour became continual, here's a few from 
        my memory bank that are recountable on paper - the others need a beer 
        and a bar to lean on:  
         
        · I arrived back one evening and someone was throwing a scooter out of 
        the back bedroom window onto the garage roof in order to demolish the 
        garage, I asked why, and was given a look that said 'stupid question' 
        so I kept quiet and watched as the garage endured a painful death by scooter 
        (another historic first).  
         
        · The Teddy boy gangs knew of the place and would regularly raid - I've 
        no idea why or how we got tipped off each time but it was a fine word 
        of mouth network and as effective as mobile phones are now. After a tip 
        off an army would assemble on the top floor of the car park next to the 
        flat with empty beer kegs from the pub and wait. It would all end up with 
        a few shouts and that would be it.  
         
        · Coming home to find about 16 people all sleeping in a normally 2 person 
        bedroom and thinking nothing of it. 
         
        · Witnessing a girl getting her long hair trimmed with a set of graders 
        and ending up bald much to the amusement of the demonic stylist who had 
        not an ounce of sympathy. 
         
        · An internal wall being demolished as a way of fitting more people in, 
        this was my first exposure to home renovations and unfortunately not my 
        last.  
         
        · The one that gives me a relatively innocent chuckle was a scooter run 
        to Clacton (I think) and a guy called Sully (always reminded of this when 
        watching Monsters Inc) who didn't have a helmet to be a passenger, so 
        he made the trip with a salad bowl on his head.  
         
        · The place became even more feral and I moved out when I hadn't a clue 
        who all these people were that were living there. I don't think we asked 
        for our deposit back.  
         
         Jean-Paul 
        Sartre speaks about the notion of a 'Privileged Situation / Perfect Moment' 
        coalescence - was there any one particular moment either in Idiot or Speedball 
        where you felt that say at a particular gig or recording everything just 
        'came together' and it was the exact realisation of your vision of the 
        band? 
        No visions, I was just writing and playing some dodgy songs and was always 
        surprised to get away with it for a while. I didn't have a guitar for 
        the most part and when I finally got one it was stolen by someone in the 
        Queens Road squat - I did eventually get a Dan Armstrong which are quite 
        collectable now but that was later on. So with my performance anxiety, 
        no instrument, no amplifier and an inability to remember second verses, 
        I had certainly set myself up for a sterling musical career, what the 
        hell was I thinking? I had always regarded the other bands as being better, 
        especially The Leepers who I felt were on the fringe of the Revival as 
        we were . I still have a Leepers cassette (funny old tape device) and 
        one of the tracks is 'On My Own' which still gets a listen these days. 
         
         
        Playing to a receptive crowd was a perfect moment and I have never found 
        an equivalent buzz. However playing to a small crowd that hates you balances 
        out those memories! A perfect moment would have been sitting watching 
        any band recording a song that you just knew would be a hit. What Speedball 
        did was really not good enough and we needed to get to another level and 
        our failure was mostly due to my laziness.  
         
         Speedball 
        were 'right there' at the perfect place in time and history in relation 
        to the '79 Mod Revival - what are your memories of this time and are there 
        any events that sum it up for you?  
        Just youthful exuberance with some youths over-exubing. My memory of the 
        Mod Revival was just kids making their own entertainment, I do not think 
        I ever watched TV in those days so that was a plus, lots of parties and 
        rowdiness, how it was done with no money I will never know and some outrageous 
        behaviour (not by me of course). Probably the same as young people are 
        doing nowadays and always will.  
         
        What caused the band to spilt in the end? After Speedball's demise, 
        did you write / record with any other artists? I presume it was shortly 
        after this that you moved to Australia?  
        The work faded away and the New Romantics and Dance music came along. 
        I didn't look good in a dress and can't dance. I did join a band with 
        Guy straight after (Local Operator) but I wasn't a good enough guitarist 
        really, so I left before they started gigging. I joined an Irish club 
        band in London at one point playing bass for fun but it turned out to 
        be anything but fun. I did have a go again in the late eighties but after 
        playing to an audience of none I took that as a reasonable signal that 
        I wasn't good enough. Things like food, shelter and work had take priority 
        anyway. I have lived in Australia for around 15 years, its like living 
        in a Southend summer all year round but with snakes and sharks instead 
        of teddy boys (do they still exist?).  
         
        Finally, I wondered if you still play / write? If so and you're back 
        in the UK one day, it'd be cool to hear 'No Survivors' reverberate around 
        the Southend environs one last time?  
        In the nineties I started home recording for my own amusement and still 
        do today, but I have to be honest although I enjoy doing it, I wouldn't 
        offend anyone's ears with it. There is a box full of embarrassing home 
        recordings. I intend to come back to the UK for the Olympics (not competing!) 
        for an extended holiday and will look you up to shout you a curry and 
        beers as I have appreciated your site over the years here in Brisbane, 
        it is a good thing to wander through the past sometimes. 
         
        Its my '30 year catchup year' as I also got to read Guy Pratts book and 
        met up with him in July when he was touring with his comedy show in Australia. 
        I went to a Brisbane music shop where he was doing a personal appearance. 
        Went to get his book signed and he said 'who's it for?' I said 'Rob Beulo', 
        as he replied 'I used to play with someone called that...' he looked up 
        and he couldn't believe his eyes, and it was a lovely moment for me as 
        we gave each other a big (manly!) hug, he seemed genuinely pleased to 
        see me. I went to see his show and went for a drink afterwards, and seeing 
        him doing a show based on what he has been doing for 23 years is a great 
        way to catch up. I hadn't seen him since 1987.  
         
        - Interview by Southend Punk.com, November 2009 
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